the stupid hot, hot stuff for you stupid hot idiots like steven lee's dumb stupid throat hole. created in the greatest laboratory a.k.a "the Kitchen" from our friends over in Idaho at "Irish Spike's unique Hot Sauce's". they batched up a special blend for all of you insane individuals lookin for full flavor with pure anguish!
the personal favorite from all 3 members in the band, so you know it's good! this GREEN hot sauce has less heat and more flavor for those that would like to enjoy their egg's with breakfast instead of having to dial 911 because you are now having heart palpitations from staying up all night slamming AS signature brew and blasting the new record on an all time high! created by the beautiful crew in Idaho's own "Irish Spike's Unique Hot Sauce". they have slathered up a glorious blend of spices and flavors that will tell you it's time to order more AS hot sauce... because you used it all. GET IT!
Kelly has been destroying the pickling game for some time now and we in Aura Surreal are proud to say that you too can now order directly through him our signature Spicy Pickled Okra! it has been tested multiple time's to find that right amount of heat for an absolutely heart and health warming snack. slap them beast's on your next salad, sandwich, wife's face when she's not looking... anything you need to spice up, we got you. well, he's got you, we just play stupid music. (MUST ORDER DIRECTLY THROUGH KELLY HESTER'S DEATH PICKLE'S)
let us start off by being VERY CLEAR! we live in UTAH, and there are only a few thing's allowed within our border's. beer is barely one of them. and by barely i mean not. so we met some cool cat's that said "nah we cool" thus our beer was born! Anthropophagy is a 16oz. (9.6 Dark Baltic Porter) MONSTER of a beer ready to be consumed. YOU CAN NOT PURCHASE THROUGH US! you must go to www.saltfirebrewing.com to order your own. states are limited but if your state qualifies man have they got a treat for you! please order this beer for your next bar mitzvah, family outing, KISS farewell tour or late night xbox live sesh to know the true strength of Aura Surreal.....s beer.
the T-shirt was created for our last record UTAH's merch and sold really well. the problem is we had some left and need it gone so that they become collector's item's thus rendering super fan's a.k.a Steven Lee helpless. buy them up fast, but ask for sizes because we might not have your's.